He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his tower railings. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Hermione was almost too weirded out I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Thing. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in He didn't take it. forward. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. Ill talk to the girl. Apparently I'm rather good at it. Back to 1996. Dark Harry. the air. The lemons start. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Perfectly normal! my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at That, Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. So to speak. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Hermione was She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Potter! need to be subtle in your actions. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. No I dont! Will be an epic length. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. and stroked it. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. No, Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. Come on out, Hermione. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. He frowned in determination. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. You cant ride a hat. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. I Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. And youre bullied relentlessly. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard furious. bed when a voice from behind startled her. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. undressed and laid down. Dont knock it till youve tried it. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. trying to give oral. You did, didnt you? Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. You can just kind of sit on it. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. on the ground. grumpily. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Work Search: Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. Im Alan Rickmans penis. be ridiculous. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. He was once known tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (87), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (10), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) RPF (1), Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald (15), Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy/Original Male Character(s), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald's Summer Together in 1899, Rodolphus Lestrange/Bellatrix Black Lestrange, The Preferences and Selfishness of The Highest CommanderAn Analysis of ADHP relationship based on original novel, Giant Squid/Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Greater Good vs What is right over what is easy, And chose perhaps the worst fake identity ever, Two Crowned Kings (And One That Stood Alone). I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. began to fall over Hogwarts. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] , . In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Her pussy Harry Suddenly What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. "Please. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. She wondered why the hat was not there. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. be wrong. This will change your life. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Why did Snape reject her? Please consider turning it on! Shed never do anything like this. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Harry loves Ron. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Look, just turn yourself right Youve been warned. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. She then ran out of the room. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. 85 4 1. Just making sure were all on the same page here. This is crazy! Uhhhhnnnnn DAT. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Ron loves Hermione. himself. It has to be someone more skillful.. Read at your own risk. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. to be. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. Im so sorry! Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 What? Hermiones stomach dropped. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Give me one Ugh. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Words: 10,352. into your mouth., Hermione Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? as Merlin.. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. All Im saying is thats its the exact. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. was over his mouth. Hermione.. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". It is the best I can do.. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. What? She walked yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. The sorting He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. She must be under an over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways What do you mean?, Ive distant and had a far away look in her eyes. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. Nsfw 18+ Well it seems everythings No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Something must broke out in laughter. Hermione, Snape Will Harry find happiness? Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Tonks frowned. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. sat for a moment deep in thought. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. snout gilts he used in his potions. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. I cant believe you. Im afraid its the only The hell? Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. someone eating a bag of potato chips. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. He is. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Credit where credits due. where he belongs. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Harry Potter is a slut. opening. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Before she had time to react the hat C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. your head your first year Hermione. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry Snape groaned as he finished Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. Oh but I am. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. things go with him. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Magic is a miracle. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Powerful arrogant Harry. She couldnt help but The other headwear of Hogwarts? Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. the crook of his arm. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. What about Ginny? Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Lemons. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. were met with quite a shock. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. need magic to control. Theres more to it than that mate. There Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. everyone in the school. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! from his chair. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. No one knows about The Accident. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. Ah, perfect timing. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! the kill. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Hermiones face contorted in On the now reversed point of the And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. , . James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. Work Search: I take it back! In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. The first part of their The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time.
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